Police in Berkley discovered 700 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms while investigating a domestic dispute. Apparently the couple was arguing over whose turn it was to walk their unicorn.
Rachel Maddow announced that she’s taking a hiatus from her show until April. Apparently, she’s undergoing surgery to reduce her smirk.
Boris Johnson’s dog Dilyn is humping the legs of other ministers. A lot of brits are insisting he be neutered… along with his dog.
Channing Tatum is marketing his own brand of vodka to women. Apparently, it’s filtered through his old tank tops.
Australia is experiencing a record setting heat wave. It’s so hot, I saw a Kangaroo stuff her pouch with party ice.